Hello America and congratulations. Now that your Supreme Court has wisely decided to lift all bans on money in politics you can safely say the USA is closer to being the Happiest Place On Earth.
I mean, after all, we’re now officially living under the rule of Mickey’s Dog!
Welcome to Plutocracy, everyone.
Hope you enjoy your visit. and be sure to check out our new attraction opening Fall, 2012: Palintopia!